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Office Space
The men in my office just had a discussion about how ALL women are whores (I don't think some of them get laid often) and how they will never get married.

All of this while I am in the room.

How do they justify all this shit talking with me in the room?

"Janette, I just consider you one of the guys." "Janette just doesn't care."

No, bitches, you're just ignorant and bitter, no use wasting my energy.

What is the common denominator of all your problems? You.

Here's a little comment to each of you:

A- You're an ignorant red-neck dick. Every word I've heard out of your mouth since you've come to our office has been absolute shit. But I've got to hand it to you, you bash everyone. Including your family. In fact, I think the smartest thing you've said since you've been here is that you aren't going to have kids because of your genetics. THANK YOU, in advance, because let's face it, neither of us want more of you running around.

B, M, and G- I like you guys most of the time, but I think it's because you're mom's would kick your ass if they ever heard you talk about women the way our officemates do. But that still doesn't excuse your validation of the things that come out of everyone else's mouths.

C- Not sure what I think of you. You're too new. At least you respect the person your dating enough to not call her names when you answer her calls... even if things are rough. But you still said that all women are whores. Not very nice.

J1- I think you're a great father, but as a man you're just as disgusting as the rest. Kudos.

L- You're such a smart man, but the military has definitely brainwashed you. You're just as bitter as everyone else. And as insulting. Be nice behind womens' backs... karma baby, karma.

J2- You're just a dick, plain and simple. I hope you recognize that you shouldn't have children. But it doesn't matter because your ego is too big to believe anything except that you are the most wonderful and beautiful and that those genes need to be spread. I'll be sure to keep my children far away from yours.



So, that's it. Mostly.

Being in this office every day surrounded by men reminds me why I'm so lucky to have Raymond. He knows EXACTLY what to say and do when I'm sad. He gives the most perfect hugs. And I know that with us love isn't some delusion or just lust like so many people claim love is. I know that if we make the choice to get married it won't be a mistake. That we'll rock the parenting world together. That our children will be beautiful chino banditos, who are smart, loving, caring, sensitive, strong, and confident. And if we don't get married, it's because we're smart enough to recognize that somethings just aren't meant to happen, even if we want them to.

Thank God I get to leave these jerks at work. They're still talking about how disgusting women are...

Well, boys, I carry all the men in my life on my back, so don't talk about how women are worthless. Without women, men would be nothing! And vice-versa. We need each other. Just quit being bitter already.

You're lucky I keep my mouth shut...

(I have so many more mean things to say!! But I'm done now.)

(Also, read this NYTimes article about the modern woman, it's SO GOOD: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/30/magazine/30feminism.html?emc=eta1)